https://pornito.xxx/tags/humor-upskirt/ Thu 16 Apr 2026 11:04:52 +0200 https://pornito.xxx/videos/5811403/you-talk-to-the-camera-mp4-hd-720p/
Clip request:hello loveliest walhalla, i hope you have been well. i was wondering if you were interested in making another video?i love the videos where you talk to the camera and tell stories, and they are becoming some of my favourite videos of yours.it would be another video where you talk to your friend (in russian) who you invite over, while having some tea.i also like the outfit shown in the attached photo, and was wondering if you could also wear pink underwear as well?you are sitting comfortably on the couch, perhaps in a way where your underwear is visible, and you are happy to see your friend, who you invited over for tea.you ask how he has been, and make some small talk regarding the weather or anything that comes to mind.you then bring up how the last time you spoke, you were talking about 'ball stories' and joke that because of that, you are seeing it everywhere now.you mention how you were scrolling through videos on social media, and saw some videos recommended to you about silly prank videos of guys hitting each other in the balls, and you mention how you never search for these videos, they just popped up in your feed (you could say you usually watch funny cat videos or something, haha). you joke and say that you have no interest in watching bored idiots hit each other in the nuts, and you could even jokingly blame your camera man friend for bringing up the subject last time, haha. you then mention another story, and say something like, 'you'll never guess who i saw today at the market!' and tell a story about how you were at the market with another friend, and she spotted a familiar face in the crowd, which she then tapped you on the shoulder to see the familiar man. you mention that you recognised it was the football man from the beach story, only wearing more clothes now, lol. you could say that he momentarily stopped and recognised you, and then quickly and silently just walked past, not wanting any trouble. you joke and say that he was much more gentlemanly this time, lol. you also joke that maybe he was a little scared of you, except there were no footballs around this time to kick. you could also remind and joke to your camera man friend about that day at the beach, mentioning that the ball hit you right in the left butt-cheek, but it would have hit the rude man in both his balls (you can come up with a few different jokes regarding this, haha). then it's up to you how the video ends, though maybe you could mention to your camera man friend that you told your other friend at the market about your unique grape measurements, but she didn't understand why you would compare grape size to testicles, haha, and you could ask the camera man friend, 'you understand me, right?' i hope you like the idea, you always bring my silly ideas to life in a way that is a lot of fun!i truly appreciate the efforts that you put to bring these videos to life, and as always, i would be more than happy to send you a tribute! ]]> Sat 01 Jun 2024 02:58:39 +0200 https://pornito.xxx/videos/5811403/you-talk-to-the-camera-mp4-hd-720p/ https://pornito.xxx/videos/5615490/you-sitting-down-on-the-couch-in-a-comfortable-position-talking-to-the-camera-man-mp4-hd-720p/
Clip request:hello loveliest walhalla, i hope you are doing well!i had a video idea if you were interested, and i hope you enjoy the script.i love your story videos, and i thought of a new funny story that i hope you find funny as well.the entire video would be in russian, and you can add any details that you like as well.the video would be you sitting down on the couch in a comfortable position, talking to the camera man over some tea (similar to first image).you mention to him that you remember a funny story from last summer, when you and a friend were walking along the beach.you mention you are minding your own business, when all of a sudden, you feel a football hit your butt, hurting more because you were in a swimsuit.you turn around and see a man wearing nothing but sunglasses and a speedo, and instead of apologising, he simply shouts for you to kick the ball back already.you mention at the time you were a little angry, that you got hit by the ball, but also because the man was not apologising and being demanding.with a little rage, you explain how you kicked the football back to him, fairly hard, and that it somehow managed to bounce off the ground, and hit him right in the balls, lol.you then describe the shocked look on his face, and how he later grabbed himself and jumped up and down, and the fact a lot of people witnessed all this.you joke around saying that you didn't intend for this to happen, but yet somehow it hit him, and it didn't hit his thigh nor stomach, but went straight to the balls, haha. like a magnet.you further explain that you then walked off with your friend, and as you looked back he was still rubbing his balls.the outfit i thought for the video would be very much like in the second image: same skirt, could be the same shirt, and any panties you like (could be white, or any that you like).as always, i will gladly send you a tribute as well!thank you, ]]> Fri 19 Apr 2024 02:57:10 +0200 https://pornito.xxx/videos/5615490/you-sitting-down-on-the-couch-in-a-comfortable-position-talking-to-the-camera-man-mp4-hd-720p/ https://pornito.xxx/videos/5233649/you-are-sitting-comfortably-on-the-couch-and-you-invite-a-friend-over-mp4-full-dh-1080p/
Clip request:hello loveliest walhalla, i hope you have been well! i have been wanting to see more of your wonderful videos, and i was wondering if you were interested in making another video?it would be a video in a similar vein to some previous ones. i do want to think of new script ideas, but i really enjoy the ones you have made! the video would be a pov one, where you are sitting comfortably on the couch, and you invite a friend over (the camera man) for tea and chats (entire video would be in russian, of course).you could start off by mentioning the cold weather, and remembering last summer, but joking that it was uncomfortably too hot, and that most days inside you were in a dress or just walking around in your underwear, lol. then you mention (or pretend your friend brings it up) that that was the same summer when you had the unusual, but now funny intruder incident where you had your hands full (lovely walhalla, i hope you are not sick of telling this story, i promise i will think of new scripts soon, haha). you don't tell the entire story again, as you can pretend your friend has already heard it before, but you confirm to him that yes, it was the incident when an intruder entered your apartment, and you grabbed and held onto his balls until the police arrived, lol. you could add some extra details, mentioning the heat and what you were wearing, as well as him making funny sounds, like a squealing pig when you grabbed his balls (it would be fun and funny if you could imitate some sounds while telling the story, haha). you also mention that he was wearing shorts, so it made grabbing him easier, and you could jokingly say he had large balls so you couldn't miss (or anything you think might sound funny ). you could also joke around that when the police arrived, the intruder must have felt relieved that you could finally let go of him, and for him to be taken away, and that he probably is too scared to come anywhere near the apartment now.you could then tell your friend that the police called you brave and heroic, and that you even tried flirting with one of the officers, and anything else amusing that you can think of. ????it's up to you how it ends, perhaps you could also mention another summer story, that doesn't have to be an intruder one, it could be about anything, it's up to you. i hope you like the idea. i am aware this script gets used a lot, but i will admit that i always enjoy seeing it come to life, but i will try and think of other ideas too, haha.as always, i will gladly send you a tribute as well. i hope you have been well, and i hope to hear from you soon!    ]]> Sat 03 Feb 2024 03:06:17 +0200 https://pornito.xxx/videos/5233649/you-are-sitting-comfortably-on-the-couch-and-you-invite-a-friend-over-mp4-full-dh-1080p/ https://pornito.xxx/videos/4929797/i-really-enjoy-the-videos-of-where-you-are-reading-as-well-as-talking-to-the-camera-man-mp4-full-hd-1080p/
Clip request:hello lovely walhalla, how have you been?i hope you have been well!i had a custom video idea if you were interested? i really enjoy the videos of where you are reading, as well as talking to the camera man, and interacting, so i thought of a video idea that has both.i imagined you lying down or sitting on the bed (like in images 1 and 2) where you are relaxed, and reading a book, and maybe occasionally switch positions.you could wear a skirt/dress that matches your panties (like in the 3rd image) and perhaps some stockings as well.after maybe 5 minutes, you notice the camera man is watching you, and you are happy to see him admiring you (you can speak entirely in russian).you invite him to stay and watch. you also notice that the camera man is visibly excited, and you are happy to see this.then, the camera man tells you that he enjoys listening to your stories, and asks you to retell your intruder story.amused, you ask the camera man (in russian), "does the story excite you? is it how i tell it with fun enthusiasm? is it the methods i used to fight back?" you could giggle at the thought.you decide, sure, you'll retell your intruder story (any version of it is fine) and you can pretend like the camera man asks specific questions about what happened in the story, and is excited hearing you answer and tell more of the story, haha.it's up to you what happens after telling the story, but i thought the video could end with you telling the camera man you'll go back to reading, but that he is welcome to stay.i hope you like the idea, your fun roleplays always turn out amazing.i would also be happy to send you a larger tribute as well.thank you once again, i hope you've been well, and i hope to hear from you soon! ]]> Mon 18 Dec 2023 05:17:42 +0200 https://pornito.xxx/videos/4929797/i-really-enjoy-the-videos-of-where-you-are-reading-as-well-as-talking-to-the-camera-man-mp4-full-hd-1080p/ https://pornito.xxx/videos/4864118/you-retell-some-stories-to-mp4-full-hd-1080p2/
Clip request: hello loveliest walhalla, how have you been? i hope you had a great weekend.i love the videos where you tell stories, and i had a custom idea that involves more of that.the idea in mind has you speaking in russian, and pretending the camera man is a friend you invited over, who you retell some stories to. the attire i had in mind was your pink bathrobe, and maybe white bra and panties, and you would sit on the couch in such a way that your panties are showing, and maybe even a bit of your bra.you could also wear the bathrobe's hood to begin with, and then take it off later if you like.you have invited a friend over for tea, when suddenly you remember some embarrassing, but funny things that happened to you, and decide to share them with your friend. the first story you share is one where you were minding your own business at home, talking over the phone to someone, when you then accidentally bumped your crotch on a table, and you had to sit down on the couch to recover, and tell the person on the phone that you would have to call them back later, because you couldn't speak properly from the pain (you retell in a light-hearted way of course, haha).the second story you share also involves you minding your own business at home, and you tell that suddenly you accidentally fell behind the couch, with your ass up in the air, and your panties on full display (you could explain you were wearing a short skirt or something, haha). you tell you later set yourself free, but was kind of glad no one was there to witness the situation, lol.the third story is entirely up to you, it can involve just yourself or with other people, and it can be something funny. i hope you like the idea, i always enjoy the fun enthusiasm when you tell stories in russian, and i think you do great in telling them. ????of course, as always, i will gladly send you a tribute as well. thank you again, i hope you're having a great day, and i hope to hear from you soon! ]]> Sat 09 Dec 2023 23:18:13 +0200 https://pornito.xxx/videos/4864118/you-retell-some-stories-to-mp4-full-hd-1080p2/ https://pornito.xxx/videos/4820112/you-retell-some-stories-to-mp4-full-hd-1080p/
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