https://pornito.xxx/tags/humor/ Wed 15 Apr 2026 23:26:21 +0200 https://pornito.xxx/videos/7165769/julia-s-veterinary-problems/
Julia en esta ocasión es una veterinaria que se encuentra con un perrito, que se encargará de hacerla pasar la peor humillación de su corta carrera. en la primera escena ni siquiera tiene la oportunidad de lograr con la revisión del perrito ya que este le baja los pantalones, muerde su culo y hasta le aplica wedgies, motivo or el cual la veterinaria julia se frustra y termina corriendo al perrito con su dueño. para la segunda ocasión en la que regresan ya con el perrito más tranquilo y dócil, logra hacer el chequeo del mismo, pero cuando está en su proceso el perrito se altera y la vuelve hacer pasar nuevamente otra humillación, haciéndola perder sus pantalones y hasta abrir por completo sus camisa, exponiendo su bra y panties que termina bajandoselos también exponiendo a la veterinaria en esta ocasión por completo.   ]]> Wed 15 Apr 2026 04:42:50 +0200 https://pornito.xxx/videos/7165769/julia-s-veterinary-problems/ https://pornito.xxx/videos/7144748/i-really-enjoy-the-videos-of-where-you-are-reading-as-well-as-talking-to-the-camera-man-part-2-mov-full-hd-1080p/
Clip request: hello loveliest walhalla, the video idea itself would be something similar to a previous one, where you are on a bed relaxing and reading, but then talk with your friend (entirely in russian) when you notice him there.you could wear anything comfortable that you like, but being able to see your fun new panties.it would start with you on the bed, relaxing and reading your favourite book, thinking to yourself that you are alone while you are reading, but after a few moments, you look up and are pleasantly surprised to see your friend there, who has stayed over, but thought he was already resting  in another room. he mentions to you that he can't rest, and has a lot on his mind, so has come to chat for a little while. you agree and mention that you have a bit of time to chat, and your friend asks if you could please retell a couple of cool and funny stories, to take his mind off of things. he also admires your new panties. the two stories that he requests you have told before, and he jokingly apologises for asking again (sorry, i enjoy these silly stories, haha) but does mention he absolutely enjoys hearing you tell them, and laugh at the absurdity of it all.he first asks if you could briefly retell the intruder story, as he still can't believe it all, so you retell how you were at home minding your own business, in just your underwear, having a great day off, until a mysterious man entered, who in a strange manner, said nothing, and started to come towards you, even after you told him to stay back. when he wouldn't stay back, you retell of how without thinking twice, you reached and grabbed him by the balls, and called the police with your free hand. you joke that his balls were so large, they were like "pig's testicles" and you joke that it made sense he was wearing loose shorts, because they would possibly not fit in jeans, lol. you also joke that he did squeal like a pig a little bit. you then tell how absurd the image would have been for the police, who arrived to see a half-naked woman on her knees, holding firmly onto a man who was also on his knees, before arresting him. your friend laughs but praises your actions, exclaiming how much of a cool story it is.with the second story, you change it a little bit, and mention you have time for one more story (unless you'd like to add your own story as a third story?), and tell of a time you went to the market on a windy day, wearing a short and flowy skirt. you mention how you were there looking for grapes, and arguing to the owner about finding large grapes, when suddenly a gust of wind blew your skirt all the way up, exposing your "lucky panties" to anyone who was passing by, and that at one point, you tried to keep your skirt down, from the front, and back, but up it went! you mention you felt embarrassed, but can look back at it in fun now, and jokingly say that the crowd got a free show of your lucky panties, and you joke that you are glad that you were wearing underwear to begin with. your friend mentions how much he loves your stories, and afterwards you mention to him that you will go back to reading, but he doesn't have to leave just yet.i hope you like the idea, and that you don't mind retelling some same old story ideas, though you always tell them in such a fun way.as mentioned before, i can send a larger tribute, and will gladly do so.i hope you have been well, and i hope to hear from you soon. thanks, ]]> Thu 26 Mar 2026 23:56:55 +0200 https://pornito.xxx/videos/7144748/i-really-enjoy-the-videos-of-where-you-are-reading-as-well-as-talking-to-the-camera-man-part-2-mov-full-hd-1080p/ https://pornito.xxx/videos/7144731/i-really-enjoy-the-videos-of-where-you-are-reading-as-well-as-talking-to-the-camera-man-part-2-wmv-full-hd-1080p/
Clip request: hello loveliest walhalla, the video idea itself would be something similar to a previous one, where you are on a bed relaxing and reading, but then talk with your friend (entirely in russian) when you notice him there.you could wear anything comfortable that you like, but being able to see your fun new panties.it would start with you on the bed, relaxing and reading your favourite book, thinking to yourself that you are alone while you are reading, but after a few moments, you look up and are pleasantly surprised to see your friend there, who has stayed over, but thought he was already restig in another room. he mentions to you that he can't rest, and has a lot on his mind, so has come to chat for a little while. you agree and mention that you have a bit of time to chat, and your friend asks if you could please retell a couple of cool and funny stories, to take his mind off of things. he also admires your new panties. the two stories that he requests you have told before, and he jokingly apologises for asking again (sorry, i enjoy these silly stories, haha) but does mention he absolutely enjoys hearing you tell them, and laugh at the absurdity of it all.he first asks if you could briefly retell the intruder story, as he still can't believe it all, so you retell how you were at home minding your own business, in just your underwear, having a great day off, until a mysterious man entered, who in a strange manner, said nothing, and started to come towards you, even after you told him to stay back. when he wouldn't stay back, you retell of how without thinking twice, you reached and grabbed him by the balls, and called the police with your free hand. you joke that his balls were so large, they were like "pig's testicles" and you joke that it made sense he was wearing loose shorts, because they would possibly not fit in jeans, lol. you also joke that he did squeal like a pig a little bit. you then tell how absurd the image would have been for the police, who arrived to see a half-naked woman on her knees, holding firmly onto a man who was also on his knees, before arresting him. your friend laughs but praises your actions, exclaiming how much of a cool story it is.with the second story, you change it a little bit, and mention you have time for one more story (unless you'd like to add your own story as a third story?), and tell of a time you went to the market on a windy day, wearing a short and flowy skirt. you mention how you were there looking for grapes, and arguing to the owner about finding large grapes, when suddenly a gust of wind blew your skirt all the way up, exposing your "lucky panties" to anyone who was passing by, and that at one point, you tried to keep your skirt down, from the front, and back, but up it went! you mention you felt embarrassed, but can look back at it in fun now, and jokingly say that the crowd got a free show of your lucky panties, and you joke that you are glad that you were wearing underwear to begin with. your friend mentions how much he loves your stories, and afterwards you mention to him that you will go back to reading, but he doesn't have to leave just yet.i hope you like the idea, and that you don't mind retelling some same old story ideas, though you always tell them in such a fun way.as mentioned before, i can send a larger tribute, and will gladly do so.i hope you have been well, and i hope to hear from you soon. thanks, ]]> Thu 26 Mar 2026 23:56:14 +0200 https://pornito.xxx/videos/7144731/i-really-enjoy-the-videos-of-where-you-are-reading-as-well-as-talking-to-the-camera-man-part-2-wmv-full-hd-1080p/ https://pornito.xxx/videos/7144725/i-really-enjoy-the-videos-of-where-you-are-reading-as-well-as-talking-to-the-camera-man-part-2-mp4-full-hd-1080p/
Clip request: hello loveliest walhalla, the video idea itself would be something similar to a previous one, where you are on a bed relaxing and reading, but then talk with your friend (entirely in russian) when you notice him there.you could wear anything comfortable that you like, but being able to see your fun new panties.it would start with you on the bed, relaxing and reading your favourite book, thinking to yourself that you are alone while you are reading, but after a few moments, you look up and are pleasantly surprised to see your friend there, who has stayed over, but thought he was already  rest in another room. he mentions to you that he can't rest, and has a lot on his mind, so has come to chat for a little while. you agree and mention that you have a bit of time to chat, and your friend asks if you could please retell a couple of cool and funny stories, to take his mind off of things. he also admires your new panties. the two stories that he requests you have told before, and he jokingly apologises for asking again (sorry, i enjoy these silly stories, haha) but does mention he absolutely enjoys hearing you tell them, and laugh at the absurdity of it all.he first asks if you could briefly retell the intruder story, as he still can't believe it all, so you retell how you were at home minding your own business, in just your underwear, having a great day off, until a mysterious man entered, who in a strange manner, said nothing, and started to come towards you, even after you told him to stay back. when he wouldn't stay back, you retell of how without thinking twice, you reached and grabbed him by the balls, and called the police with your free hand. you joke that his balls were so large, they were like "pig's testicles" and you joke that it made sense he was wearing loose shorts, because they would possibly not fit in jeans, lol. you also joke that he did squeal like a pig a little bit. you then tell how absurd the image would have been for the police, who arrived to see a half-naked woman on her knees, holding firmly onto a man who was also on his knees, before arresting him. your friend laughs but praises your actions, exclaiming how much of a cool story it is.with the second story, you change it a little bit, and mention you have time for one more story (unless you'd like to add your own story as a third story?), and tell of a time you went to the market on a windy day, wearing a short and flowy skirt. you mention how you were there looking for grapes, and arguing to the owner about finding large grapes, when suddenly a gust of wind blew your skirt all the way up, exposing your "lucky panties" to anyone who was passing by, and that at one point, you tried to keep your skirt down, from the front, and back, but up it went! you mention you felt embarrassed, but can look back at it in fun now, and jokingly say that the crowd got a free show of your lucky panties, and you joke that you are glad that you were wearing underwear to begin with. your friend mentions how much he loves your stories, and afterwards you mention to him that you will go back to reading, but he doesn't have to leave just yet.i hope you like the idea, and that you don't mind retelling some same old story ideas, though you always tell them in such a fun way.as mentioned before, i can send a larger tribute, and will gladly do so.i hope you have been well, and i hope to hear from you soon. thanks, ]]> Thu 26 Mar 2026 23:55:58 +0200 https://pornito.xxx/videos/7144725/i-really-enjoy-the-videos-of-where-you-are-reading-as-well-as-talking-to-the-camera-man-part-2-mp4-full-hd-1080p/ https://pornito.xxx/videos/7144447/stepmom-explains-the-oedipus-complex/
You don’t know about the oedipus complex? let stepmom explain it to you. then let’s see if i can prove the theory. i’m not wearing any panties, so you can see right up my dress. and if i show you my tits, let’s see if that stirs some desires. yes, i can see your penis is bulging right out of your trousers. let me just give it a little attention. i’ll pull it back and forth while gazing up at you. and now it’s time to fuck stepmom. that’s it, thrust your penis in and out. now that it’s time to cum, we don’t want any accidents, so why don’t you just cum all over stepmommy’s tits. ]]> Thu 26 Mar 2026 23:42:11 +0200 https://pornito.xxx/videos/7144447/stepmom-explains-the-oedipus-complex/ https://pornito.xxx/videos/7109032/step-bro-to-ho-vacation-transformation-extra-dirty-edition-angry-ex-gets-revenge-with-gender-transformation-breast-expansion-and-bimbofication-on-pleasure-island-wmv-720p/
Wmv 720p version on sale for just $19.99 for a limited time! clip includes: gender transformation, magic control, humor, possession, bimbofication, breast expansion, big tits, pov starts to transform into a woman soon after arriving at a pleasure island resort where he planned to get “so much pussy,” faints after his voice changes and he sees he now has tits on his chest, he wakes at dawn thinking it had been a dream only to discover he is now a she with a curvy body and a pussy where his dick used to be, shorts keep falling down, full nude, full bush, enf, humiliated, embarrassed, redhead, curvy, thick, finds a swimsuit left on the beach & puts it on, complains that the swimsuit is too slutty & her parts keep popping out, checks out body, slaps and squeezes juicy bottom, snaps back into panic mode, then gets distracted by big juicy dd tits, tit play, boob bouncing, boob groping, gets a text and soon discovers who did this to him: his “ex” that he dumped to go to this sex resort, berates her and namecalls her demanding she change his body back, says she will change it... because her boobs aren’t big enough to be the big titty bimbo blow-up dolls he likes, body inflation, breast expansion, g cups, continues to berate her and she texts that he’s about to be bimbofied and pounded by every hard cock on the island, mortified, boob bouncing while pacing in panic, bimbofication, dirty talk, slutty talk, tries to fight it but the super slutty horny bimbo keeps taking over until the transformation is complete, horny bimbo transformation, this edit has 4 extra minutes of super slutty talk at the end, ludella hahn, contains nudity note: this is an extended cut featuring 4 extra minutes of super slutty talk to an implied large group of horny and hung pov men at the end. pov wanders the beach at dusk, having just landed at pleasure island. it’s known to be a big hook-up resort and he’s ready to get “so much pussy,” but he starts to feel a little funny and is having some trouble keeping his balance. “oh man, what was in that drink?” he stumbles, putting his hands out in front of him to keep his balance. but they look off. something strange is happening and soon they morph into feminine hands with painted nails. “do my hands look--girly?” he says--only it doesn’t sound like him anymore. he sounds like a girl… “what’s–what’s wrong with my voice? my toes? my tits? i have tits on my chest? ahh! what’s going on? i don’t feel so well.” pov collapses onto the sand. [the rest of the video is filmed looking at her/him instead of from his/her pov.] soon after dawn, she opens her eyes and sits up in the sand, drowsily. “what a weird--dream? dream? dream? ahhhh!” hearing that his voice is still feminine he looks down to discover it was not a dream after all. he still has tits. he is still a she. and she is panicking. “ahhhh!” she jumps up, holding onto her (his) swim trunks, which are quite baggy on the new feminine form, so she gets a peek down them and screams. “where’s my dick? where’s my dick? ahhh!” she feels between her legs. “oh! ah! oh there’s a pussy there! ohhhh there’s a pussy where my dick should be! what am i going to do? oh! ah!” the shorts fall down to her ankles leaving her standing there butt naked. “ohhh!” mortified, she grabs them and yanks them back up. but as she paces and panics, they keep falling down around her ankles. finally she gives up and uses her hands to cover herself instead, standing on the beach butt naked! and a girl. “oh, what am i going to wear? there’s got to be something left behind out here because i’m not walking all the way back to my room like a naked girl when i know the kind of dudes who are here because i am one. haha. am i right, step-bro? hahaha! or...i used to be, anyway,” she frowns. she finds a swimsuit somebody left on their beach towel and shimmies her way into it. “sun’s out, buns out?” she reads. “oh well, it’s all i could find,” while putting it on and having to make adjustments to keep her privates covered, she gets distracted by her new fat jiggly booty. “there’s some meat you can grab. yeah! except, that it’s on me. ugh! what am i doing? i need to figure this out.” she adjusts the swimsuit again, claiming that it’s a little slutty and that her new vagina is basically sticking out of it. and then, she gets distracted by her tits. “heh. boobs.” she squeezes them. “what are these? dds?” she pulls them out of the swimsuit and gropes and squeezes them. “yeah, two big double handfuls. the best kind. haha. big, bouncy, squeezy tiddies.” she bounces and squeezes them, greatly enjoying her new tits. “oh, some tingling down below. haha. oh, these are niiiiice! exactly the kind of tits that i like to play with. except that they are attached to me. okay. focus!” she slaps the swimsuit back over them. “how do you figure out why you’re suddenly female? why your body suddenly morphed into a girl?” she laughs nervously. “i got to get back to my room and figure out what i drank last night that turned me into a fucking woman!” her phone dings a text alert. “oh, my phone!” she digs them out of her discarded swim shorts. “guess who?” she reads. “ugh, how am i even supposed to guess that? okay? ’who?’” she texts back. her phone dings with a response. “oh, just some chick you dumped because i wasn’t a big titty bimbo blow-up doll..” she reads, looking perplexed. “um, would i even be fucking somebody who wasn’t? haha.” she finds out that it’s the chick she (he) dumped before going to this resort, but she didn’t think they were ever actually dating. another text comes in: are you enjoying that new body of yours? her eyes go wide. “uh, how do you know about that? wait, did you do this to me? are you a fucking witch???” she types back, in a passionate rage as she begins to realize why she’s now a girl. “i thought i’d give you the gift of being a big titty bimbo blow-up doll since that’s what you like so much.” the ex writes. gasp. her eyes dart around in panic. how is this even possible? how could she do this to him? “change me back, witch! change my body now” she demands. she paces nervously, huffing and puffing. how could this be happening? ding. she reads the text, “you know what, i think i will change your body.” great, she thinks, grinning at how easy that was, but then she reads more, “i don’t think your boobs are big enough. let’s make them bigger since you like big titty blow-up dolls so much.” her eyes go wide. “no, no! don’t make them bigger!” she begs. but her tits start to inflate, increasing multiple cup sizes until she’s more of a g or h cup. she looks down in disbelief. gasp. how is this possible? “ohhh! my tits are gigantic now! now i do really look like a bimbo blow-up doll!” she bounces them up and down. but she doesn’t exactly learn her lesson about being nice. she continues to resort to demands and name calling in her insecure and humiliated state, and it only makes things worse. her ex tells her that it looks like she hasn’t changed mentally, but that she will be soon. she’s about to be a horny bimbo who will get her pussy pounded by every thick, hard cock on that pleasure island, and she’ll be watching. “no, no! you can’t do this to me! no dick will be coming close to me! this body is off limits!” she instinctively covers her parts. she’s so enraged and humiliated that she has no control over this situation. but her temper tantrum ways are only exacerbating her predicament. when her ex tells her that she won’t be able to reach her anymore but that she’ll still be watching, she throws the phone onto the ground. underneath that anger, she realizes she’s rather afraid. she has no control. she’s in the hands of an angry ex who wants to demasculate and humiliate her and she can’t do anything about it. then poof! she’s struck by a magic wave that modifies her personality. all her male rage has dissolved into sensual erotic bubbly femininity. she’s been bimbofied. “ohhh!” she moans. “i feel so horny all of a sudden! mmmmmmmm!” she moans, sensually caressing her curves. she grabs hold of her massive tits and jiggles them up and down. “like i just need to get fucked by some big hard cocks!” she moans breathily, playing with her big tits. but she snaps out of it and panics. “no, no, no! this can’t be happening… she’s fucking bimbofying me!” knowing that she’s still watching her, she calls out, “just because i didn’t like your skinny body doesn’t make me a villain, okay? this is too far. you didn’t have to transform me into a–sexy–curvaceous—horny—girl!” she says, returning back into bimbo mode. she grabs her big jiggly tits and gropes them as she moans and breathes heavily. “who just wants to get fucked! mmmmm!” she moans, groping her big milkers and sticking out her tongue while moaning and breathing heavily. she licks her lips with her mouth open wide. **this “extra dirty edition” edit is an extended cut with 4 extra minutes of super slutty talk with an implied circling of horny hung men around our protagonist that i was hesitant to release, so if you don’t want to hear me talk super filthy, don’t get this. get the original version of this video instead. heh. otherwise, enjoy this likely limited release.** ]]> Thu 26 Feb 2026 11:51:17 +0200 https://pornito.xxx/videos/7109032/step-bro-to-ho-vacation-transformation-extra-dirty-edition-angry-ex-gets-revenge-with-gender-transformation-breast-expansion-and-bimbofication-on-pleasure-island-wmv-720p/ https://pornito.xxx/videos/7103489/maid-pia-controlled/
Pia es la mucama del hogar y mientras hace sus quehaceres, habla demasiado y hasta se las da de chistosa pero eso cambiará en el momento que uses tu nuevo control mágico de wardrove malfuntion, que se encargará de dejarla expuesta en 3 ocasiones. en las cuales de primera la deja en panties muy reveladores haciéndola perder la falda, luego en la segunda ocasión nuevamente su otra falda y hasta los panties. ya en la tercera cansada de las faldas decide usar pantalones los cuales haces que se le caigan una y otra vez seguido de su top y hasta sus panties reveladores volarán por los aires, dejandola completamente desnuda y expuesta frente a toda la familia.   ]]> Sun 22 Feb 2026 08:42:44 +0200 https://pornito.xxx/videos/7103489/maid-pia-controlled/ https://pornito.xxx/videos/7103439/stuck-in-her-boots/
*custom request*    tara gets home from a long day of work and just wants to relax. but when she goes to take off her boot the zipper won't budge!! she pulls on it as hard as she can but it won't move. she doesn't worry at first and goes to take off her other boot but has the same issue! both zippers are stuck and she can't get either of her boots off. she tries to pull her boots off but they are too tight and won't come off. she tries with all her might, gritting her teeth and using all her strength but nothing works to get them off. tara thinks that maybe some goo gone will help her with the zippers, but when she tries to open the bottle it's stuck too!! she struggles to open up the bottle but it won't open as hard as she tries. she becomes very stressed trying to open the bottle and then goes back to try getting her boots off. she grows tired of struggling and gets nowhere, leaving her stuck in her boots.you might also enjoymaid gets her foot stuck in a bucketwhen tara gets boredstuck in stripper heelsand many other videos in the related categories ]]> Sun 22 Feb 2026 08:40:01 +0200 https://pornito.xxx/videos/7103439/stuck-in-her-boots/ https://pornito.xxx/videos/7097393/your-bully-is-back/
Ever since high school you knew you were a fucking loser good for nothing and you thought that with the passing of years things will change, that life will turn around for you, that you wouldn't be this bullied and humiliated ever again, yet here i am, back into your life again, bitch boy, ready to crush you, to verbally torm nt you again! ]]> Tue 17 Feb 2026 22:26:09 +0200 https://pornito.xxx/videos/7097393/your-bully-is-back/ https://pornito.xxx/videos/7091088/bare-tatas-handjob-wmv2/
Paging nurse morgana! with swift urgency nurse morgana arrives at the dungeon to find algo strapped to the dungeon table with his black mask. he’s in need of clinical intervention for erectile dysfunction. this is no laughing matter because morgana has read the reports from other mistresses in his official medical record. to help speed the situation along, morgana shows off her bare tatas to algo in hopes that will stimulate his pecker. it would be unfortunate if algo had to return to chastity and start humping everything in sight while locked in a cage. algo also doesn’t want to do a bad job because this is the best dungeon in town, and he wants to be of service. literally offering part of herself to this healing work, morgana spits several times on the patient penis in hopes it will move his needle. even though morgana’s dedicated, she loves hearing the squeaky cock noises from her clinically appropriate handjob treatment. before algo shoots his load, morgana reassures him that she’s not going to clone him using his sperm. after all, nurse morgana is an ethical, compliant officially licensed medical professional. you can create your own custom fantasy with nurse morgana by emailing us today! ]]> Fri 13 Feb 2026 15:55:51 +0200 https://pornito.xxx/videos/7091088/bare-tatas-handjob-wmv2/ https://pornito.xxx/videos/7085181/my-swollen-feet-burst-out-of-my-shoes/
*this is a custom video* jamie has had a long day at the office and is ready to take her daily walk back home. she changes her pink high heels into some ballet flats to make the walk more comfortable. as she removes her heels, she realizes her feet have swollen immensely! she tries to push her throbbing feet in the flats but is having a hard time due to the swelling! she finally gets them on and takes a few steps, but the throbbing is getting worse! jamie looks down and is shocked to see her feet bursting out of the shoes! she has ripped the seams completely! now embarrassed and concerned how she will get home without the ballet flats, she tries to stuff her feet back into the pink heels! she takes a few steps in them after finally getting them on, and yet again the shoes rip! her feet burst out of the shoes leaving her without any shoes just wearing her pantyhose! ]]> Mon 09 Feb 2026 09:01:20 +0200 https://pornito.xxx/videos/7085181/my-swollen-feet-burst-out-of-my-shoes/ https://pornito.xxx/videos/7084606/farts-and-fart-jokes-wmv/
This video is on single shot, no cuts to show off how gassy i truly am.    today we are going to play a game. i'm going to be telling some down right awful fart jokes while farting up a storm. here's the kicker. i want you to start jerking as soon as this begins. let's see if you can come to my big farting ass through a sea of bad jokes. ]]> Mon 09 Feb 2026 08:33:54 +0200 https://pornito.xxx/videos/7084606/farts-and-fart-jokes-wmv/