https://pornito.xxx/tags/tiny-penis-jokes/ Wed 15 Apr 2026 10:07:16 +0200 https://pornito.xxx/videos/7090299/kingmarti-builder-sph-4k-uhd/
Alright, buddy, listen up 'cause i'm gonna lay it out straight for ya. you're a dude, yeah?  thing is, i can't help but notice... well, let's just say your dick ain't exactly what dreams are made of. it's tiny, man. like, 'what the hell did i just see?' tiny. now, you might be wondering why i'm so hung up on this. well, it's not every day i see someone rocking a a grain of rice for a dick. and don't tell me i'm being too harsh, you've seen your reflection, right? you know you're packing less heat than a cold shower. but hey, we all have our crosses to bear. mine's standing here, talking about your dick like it's the saddest little lifeless grain of rice i've ever seen. ]]> Fri 13 Feb 2026 15:14:04 +0200 https://pornito.xxx/videos/7090299/kingmarti-builder-sph-4k-uhd/