https://pornito.xxx/tags/valentinesday2024/ Wed 15 Apr 2026 19:03:44 +0200 https://pornito.xxx/videos/5322246/post-losertine-reality-check/
Post valentine's day can be really tough for losers. the anticipation for a special day all comes crashing down when you realize romance was never meant for losers. going back into the real world after binging on porn to fill your void. the days after are tough, and of course i'm here to verbally rub it in your face even more. hope you had a horrible losertine day hahaha ]]> Tue 20 Feb 2024 03:11:48 +0200 https://pornito.xxx/videos/5322246/post-losertine-reality-check/ https://pornito.xxx/videos/5301645/popping-balloons-after-valentines-day/
Valentines day 2024 was a bust! help me say "fuck valentines day!" by popping all these stupid balloons in various ways! if you'd like to see me inflate them the day before, see "valentines ballon b2p party," and if you're not into popping or b2p, please see "valentines day balloon party." ]]> Fri 16 Feb 2024 03:14:13 +0200 https://pornito.xxx/videos/5301645/popping-balloons-after-valentines-day/ https://pornito.xxx/videos/5295539/a-traditional-v-day-allergy-attack/
Every year you give me flowers for valentines day despite my severe allergies! while it's very sweet of you, i hope you can endure the inevitable sneeze attacks that always follow such a romantic gift. if you'd like to see me blowing my nose, please see "valentines day sneezing and nose blowing.'" ]]> Thu 15 Feb 2024 03:03:52 +0200 https://pornito.xxx/videos/5295539/a-traditional-v-day-allergy-attack/ https://pornito.xxx/videos/5295530/valentines-day-sneezing-and-nose-blowing/
Happy valentines day! per tradition, you've brought me a beautiful bouquet of flowers that are sure to trigger my allergies. this time you brought tissues for me, as well! thank you for being so thoughtful and sweet. these flowers cause me to sneeze many times, which in turn causes me to have to honk and blow my nose. how romantic! if you're not into nose blowing, please see "a traditional v-day allergy attack." ]]> Thu 15 Feb 2024 03:03:47 +0200 https://pornito.xxx/videos/5295530/valentines-day-sneezing-and-nose-blowing/ https://pornito.xxx/videos/5290262/brutal-bratty-valentine-s-day-small-penis-rejection/
Aw! you've gathered up so much courage to ask to be your valentine. but will i accept your date proposal? that depends. are you a real man or a pipsqueak? unzip and pull down your pants. ew. haha. what the hell? as if you actually thought you had a chance with me! your microdick is so repulsive! i'm obviously way out of your league and would never go out with a tiny, pathetic, unfuckable loser like you. can you even tug that thing? it looks too tiny to get your fist around... show me how you tug with 2 fingers like a freak! tug it while you cry, loser!!! you're getting so turned on from having a real woman stare at your dink, you're going to embarrass yourself even further by cumming for me while i laugh and mock you. now go home and never ask a woman out again. stay in your basement watching porn alone forever. i'm going to mortify you even further by telling my friends all about this little encounter. don't ever ask another girl out again. not for valentine's day. not ever. ]]> Wed 14 Feb 2024 03:09:14 +0200 https://pornito.xxx/videos/5290262/brutal-bratty-valentine-s-day-small-penis-rejection/